Oh, Cassy!

Really briefly...

2007-05-18T14:44:00.000-05:00

HARK! THE HAROLD ANGELS SING!!

CREEPY GUY GOT CANNED!

Today truly is a joyous day. To commemorate this monumentous occasion, I shall post something this weekend! A first here!

CYA!!

I'm slacking, yes I know!

2007-05-17T10:07:00.000-05:00

Here's an updated pic of my eye. The bruising as far as discoloration is totally gone now, and 99% of the swelling is. I have some really tender spots on the bones around my eye - but hopefully they go away soon or else I'm going to need to get xrays.

link

I'll try to do an actual post a little later today.

Somebody's

2007-05-14T11:33:00.000-05:00

Got a case of the Mondays.

(hint: me)

I choose to believe that what I've experienced thus far of today is part of a very bad dream I'm having and I haven't really woken up yet. I hope! How trippy...

Anyways, I'm gonna go get some thai food for lunch, sit outside and get some bad tan lines and come back in. Bossman is being frustrating today. Gave me a big heap of deeds to do and I dunno how to do them - asked for help - got ignored - now they're DUE. So this ought to be a blast.

Creepy guy is wearing ultra thin on my nerves this morning. He went to the server to do something - not sure what - and decided it was running "slow" and he should restart it. Sounds feasible right? WRONG. The entire network runs off of that server, and him restarting it while the other machines were drawing info from it borked everything up. So I had to go around and shut down each pc then go restart the server again, restart each pc and reconnect it to the server. And ontop of this complete lack of foresight, he copped a SERIOUS attitude with me. Tilted his big misshappen head back, looked at me out of the corner of his eyes and was like "uhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh.......... IIII restarted it???" Man I could've shoved an umbrella through his chest right then. Such internecine behavior. Tsk tsk.

Anyways, I'm going to wait on this broad to bring in some cash so I can split for lunch.

PS to Will - your day will get better, I swears it.

The rest of you - good day.

CYA~

[tags]
mondays, co-workers, idiots

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Okay then

2007-05-11T13:25:00.000-05:00

New layout is done. I like it. Not sure how long it'll stay like that, though.

Today has been SUPER boring. I don't have very much to do and Bossman will probably be out the rest of the day, which kinda sucks. Kinda doesn't, 'cause I might get to go home early!

Ran into this Italian dude who is cheating on his wife (that is still in Italy) with my aunt on D.L. while he was having lunch with all of his Italian friends - he acted like he didn't know me. It was kinda funny to see him get all tense.

Got a MUCH needed gift for a very good friend of mine that I love dearly. Will be mailing it out on Monday! So I've got time to write a letter to include. It should be real nice.

Jealous? You should be. ;)

Gonna run for now, I might post something else later, depending on if I snap out of this boredom coma.

CYA~

FYI

2007-05-11T11:29:00.000-05:00

I'm changing the layout, so it looks all effed up. I'll finish it when I get back from lunch.

Any suggestions - GIMME!!

CYA~

Dunno why but

2007-05-10T12:33:00.001-05:00

I have this song stuck in my head, out of nowhere.

Nine Days - Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)

Enjoy!

Things I've Noticed About Myself...

2007-05-10T09:43:00.000-05:00

This is a completely random, pointless compilation of things that I have noticed I either do, think, feel or act upon pretty regularly. Some of them are normal, some are pretty weird. At least you’ll get to know me better when it’s all said and done!

1. I think every man looks like David Schwimmer (See also). At least in some respect. I’ve noticed that I have thought, “Man, that guy really does look like David Schwimmer! I wonder if he knows?” quite a lot. Dunno why, though.

2. I can describe smells to a disturbing accuracy. I know that sounds unexceptional, but I’m talking REALLY describe. Like, even bad smelling things. Especially bad smelling things, really. When Creepy guy smelled up the Library yesterday, I was able to pinpoint that it smelled like sour milk and rotten garbage. Ed was like, “…that is exactly what that smells like, and it’s disturbing that you know that.” It’s not disturbing – it’s raw TALENT.

3. I have really good ideas to make lists while driving around and then forget the bulk of it by the time I get to a computer to type it out. I swear I had like four other things to put on here that I thought were just 2 funny 4 u. Oh well. I’ll just have to add to it at a later date.

But in all seriousness, I really think it’s odd that I think a lot of men look like Mr. Schwimmer. He’s not all that common looking. Not here in southeastern United States, anyway. Pretty European features, imo. Maybe I have a subconscious obsession with the man. HMMMM. Interesting.

The air conditioner repair man got here about 20 minutes ago so I’m pretty stoked right now. It may get below 80 in my office today and that’s just effin’ great. Cause I mean, don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy sweating my ass off in uncomfortable dress clothes then sitting in them all day while smelling a stinky overweight guy… but all good things must come to an end, my friends.

I’m on a postin’ roll today, so I’ll probably post again some time this afternoon. I feel bad for neglecting you so.

Love ya, mean it.

[tags]
David Schwimmer, hot office, boobs (why not, it'll get me traffic~)

Quickly...

2007-05-10T09:25:00.000-05:00

I ran this facial recognition thing from My Heritage. Mind you, every single time I do it, I get completely different celebrity matches... so here are two different photos...

(^^^See, Skeddy, I wasn't lying. I must really look like Barry White. :( )

Brace yourselves

2007-05-10T08:44:00.000-05:00

For some hot battered-woman-action. Big ups to my man Skeddy for admitting he likes 'em bruised and swollen.

Mind you, these pictures were not taken at my peak of goodlookingness ('cause I have such a thing, right).

• The next morning (Sun)
• Monday morning
• Tuesday night
• Makeup Skills (You can barely see it - just some swelling!)

So there ya go!

My stomach is hurting something awful right now, I think I'm gonna go drink some chemicals in the back, since I'm fresh out of conventional medication. (Disclaimer: I'm not actually going to do that, dumbass. Don't go drink some bleach then try to blame me!)

Anyways, I've got an idea for a post a little later. I'm going to start working on it now.

Also, my good pal Will has started a new adventure working for 451press.com, doing a blog about automotive stuff. Go check it out! He needs some traffic. Thanks!!

CYA~

[tags]
battered women, black eye, my chemical romance(lol)

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O Brother

2007-05-09T09:55:00.000-05:00

Last week was horrific. Bossman wore incredibly thin on my nerves. Totally pooped out from moving over the weekend, then this past weekend I was busy and out of town. When I finally was in town, I was suffering from a concussion so I didn’t feel that I was capable of composing a post that lived up to my usual witty repoirte.

With that said, I don’t think I’m going to go into detail about all the crap that’s happened in the past week. I’m just going to say that it truly was bad. About the concussion – I got elbowed in the eye Saturday night. I’ve got a nice black eye now. I’ll post pictures in a later post today. Cause I know battered women are your thing, right?

I’m probably going to be in a completely bitchy mood until Friday, possibly as early as Thursday. The air conditioner gave out at work and it’s a cool 85 degrees Fahrenheit in my office. Being overheated causes me to get some pretty wicked headaches and be a total bitch. So… it’ll make for some interesting fun.

I just hope that Creepy guy’s oh-so-oddly shaped body doesn’t give in to the heat and humidity and start to emit a pungent odor, ‘cause I will have to say something. Maybe give him a squirt of Lysol.

Anywho, I’m gonna finish my Odwalla juice (Citrus C Monster – has 1000% of my daily Vitamin C!! And 640 mg of potassium!!)

I’ll holla atchu lata~

[tags]
odwalla, black eye, complaining

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Almost didn't do this...

2007-04-30T08:21:00.001-05:00

Oh, yeah

2007-04-27T15:23:00.000-05:00

Here's a few songs since I've been lacking and will be:

Wu Tang - Shame On A Nigga

Set Your Goals - Goonies Never Say Die

Jedi Mind Tricks - I Who Have Noting (wma - boo)

Band of Horses - The Great Salt Lake

There ya go! All different types of music so, hopefully you like at least one.

CYA~

Uggghhh

2007-04-27T15:18:00.000-05:00

Bitchin headache: check.
Really tired: check.
Busy day: check.
Going to be moving ALL WEEKEND: check.

Bossman dropped some hints about getting out of her early today, I sure hope we do. It'd be nice to catch a quick nap before I have to start packing up my LIFE and squishing it into another apartment. I'm soooo verrryyy tiiiired right now. Talking to triflin' ass hoes on the phone really takes it out of me.

Anywho, I'm not going to post much and you won't hear from me all weekend (unless things go extraordinarily well) so, MY BAD. I'll do a lot next week. Especially now that I'll have an internet connection at my crib~

Love ya, mean it.

CYA~

Howdy, y'all

2007-04-26T09:03:00.000-05:00

Well, yesterday sucked. Even after work. I went to my parents house ‘cause I’m in the middle of moving and so a lot of stuff is already boxed up, including pots and pans and dry food goods. So, instead of spending money every night to get dinner I’ve been going to my parents’ house to eat for free. I help out with cooking or cleaning or whatever so I don’t feel like a total freeloader.

For whatever reason, my dad got all pissy with me and flipped out when I tried to get the dog in her kennel (she had gotten in the garbage). Totally screamed at me told me I don’t live there and have no right to correct his dog. Bla bla bla long story short, I got kind of offended so I decided to get out of the house and go for a run. It was really nice outside, breezy and everything. Well when I was about two and a half miles away, I got the worst charley horse EVER in my right calf. Like, I couldn’t even walk correctly on it. I rubbed it and tried to walk it off but nothing seemed to help. I sat down for a few minutes to rest and then limped the two and a half miles home. It was shittay for sure.

So now, as a result of me walking completely crooked for over two miles, my knees, hips and back are really sore today. Arg! I feel like a sixty year old. I can’t wait to get all of my stuff situated in the new place and join a gym again. I really, really enjoy working out. Eventually, when I can afford one, I want to get an elliptical trainer. I can get on one of those an go for an hour with no problem. Man, what good shape I’d be in. Watch out!

The reason I didn’t have time to post yesterday was because Ellen was out sick. So I had to do some work for the attorneys in the back as well as work for Bossman. Then, Creepy Guy left at 1:45, so I was stuck here doing everything by myself. It was really busy, too. All of that on top of being totally DRAINED from the show Tuesday night. I didn’t get home until 2 am, and didn’t fall asleep until almost 3. I’m not the young whipper snapper I used to be. I’m all domesticated and shit, you dig.

Anywho, I realized I’ve got a pretty large pile of work I need to get done and I have no idea how to do any of it. Time for some serious bullshitting. I’ll try to post some this afternoon to make up for the past two days.

Oh, and here’s a song I stumbled upon. I’m sure I’m the very last person to know it exists, but whatever. It’s a The Postal Service cover done by The Shins. Kinda weird compared to the original, but it’s still okay.

The Shins – We Will Become Silhouettes

[tags]
crazy parents, The Shins, The Postal Service

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Well shux

2007-04-25T09:09:00.000-05:00

I am too busy to post today! Oh noooooooooooo!!

Instead I'll just put this picture up cause yanno, it's CUTE.

Yeah.

2007-04-24T15:55:00.000-05:00

It's been a very bad day.

I'll try to post some more tomorrow. Sorry guys.

A Healthy Cassy is a Happy Cassy

2007-04-24T10:13:00.000-05:00

I don’t have much to write about this morning. I’m pretty disgusted with Creepy Guy and If I start writing now it’ll just turn into a rant. So I’m going to chill out for a while and get some filing done, then I’ll come back and make an actual post.

It’s gross and wet outside. I skipped getting something really good for breakfast (yogurt and fruit mm mm) and instead I’m drinking a Soy Smart™ Chai. It’s jam-packed with vitamins and nutrients, and I’m all about that. But it’s got a really odd taste. Sort of like I’m drinking a pumpkin pie. I’m going to try to chug it and get it out of the way, then eat something totally bad for me for lunch.

Here’s your song for the morning:

Matt Pond PA – Halloween

Another really great band that’s easy to find yourself listening to a lot.

I’ll be back a little later in the day to do a longer post.

CYA~

[tags]
soy, Matt Pond PA, healthy

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One last thing

2007-04-23T16:53:00.000-05:00

Before I head home for the day, just wanted to say that if tomorrow goes like today, I'm going to burn the building down. Not before I seal the doors and make sure everyone that works here is securely inside. That's all!!

Oh, by the way, go check out Skeddy's blog. He has tons of pictures of hot naked girls and he's managed to sum of the meaning of life in a single paragraph! Also, there's a good chance of winning $1,000,000.00 just for visiting.

Disclaimer: None of the above statements are true, I just think it's a fun blog to read and he seems cool. Don't sue either of us, kthx!!

[tags]
burn down the buildling, skeddy, o0o0o

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Afternoon Delight

2007-04-23T14:26:00.000-05:00

Sorry, no hot office sex for you. Wa wa waahhh.

I do, however have a kewl song for you guys. I love this band a lot, and in time I'll upload some more of their songs. I'm going to try to get to the point where I post a song a day. We'll see...

Songs: Ohia - Captain Badass

[tags]
Songs Ohia, music, kewl

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Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

2007-04-23T10:29:00.000-05:00

Good morning, every body! Okay so it’s a little close to afternoon, but whatev. I got really distracted with Virginia DUI laws all morning. (Yeah, I’m planning on hitting the sauce and taking a late-night drive to old VA and getting CAUGHT.) But seriously, research for my job, yanno. Since creepy guy can’t handle doing it.

So this weekend was okay. Besides the whole my-power-was-out-all-weekend-because-of-a-horrible-car-accident-on-Friday thing. I stayed at my parents house all weekend and was put to work like a slave, I tell ya’. Gardened, cleaned, all kinds of stuff.

I’m pretty tired right now so I’m not as witty as usual, and I’m sure you’re all suffering from withdrawals right? Rigghhhtttt.

I am really excited, I’m moving into a new apartment on Friday! It’s way nicer than my current one and it’s got a lot more amenities and security. So that’s a big plus. I’ll take pics and post them some time this weekend. It’s going to be busy busy! I haven’t packed a single thing and I need to get rid of about 70% of my clothes. Sheesh. I’m going to Nashville Tuesday night for a show, so that night is workless, and the others I guess I’ll be up super late cleaning and packing.

Oh my. I do have the weekend to clean out my old apartment however. The good thing is it’s cleaner now than the day I moved in. The bad news is, ownership has changed since I first moved in and the things that were originally damaged on the apartment are things the new owner doesn’t know about. They scheduled a walk through before sale and notified us the night before. So of course I couldn’t take off work and I’m not going to leave my apt unlocked so people I don’t know can rummage through my things. I’m pretty private, so that didn’t work for me at all.

Anywho, I’ll keep you guys updated on all that as things progress. I am really looking forward to it though, my new place has a balcony that’s right on top of the pool and it opens… THIS WEEKEND!! What luck?

CYA~

[tags]

moving, apartment, busy busy

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Cast and Crew

2007-04-20T11:28:00.001-05:00

Upon the advice from the ever so wise Will, I’m doing a glossary of the folks in my office. That way all you guys can get to know a little more about them (because you’re obviously dying to know). Hell, you guys will practically be BFF. Here goes:

Bossman: The attorney I work for. Has two kids about 21 and 24 that are in college, has a really nice wife who looks like she’s always in a state of shock (it’s her eyes, man). He’s really nice usually, treats me kind of like a granddaughter or something. He’s in his late 50’s I’d guess. Sometimes he sounds like he’s getting really short and frustrated with me, but I’ve been told that’s just his personality.

Creepy Guy: Mentioned in a previous post. Total creep, is 27 (apparently) and has the oddest shaped body in the entire known universe.

Ellen: Cool lady that works for other attorneys in the back. Mid 50’s I’d say, pretty cool. Kinda crazy (in general, really) about her dogs. Real sarcastic and funny but can be a real bitch sometimes.

Ed: Really cool young lawyer. He’s 35 but looks 25 and acts 15. Really sarcastic and has a great sense of humor. We make fun of everyone else in the office. He has a lot of really “ghetto” clients and has become quite proficient at speaking in ebonics. He’s dating this 21 year old chick who wants to be married to him so bad, but he’s just not having it. Fear of commitment or she’s just not the right girl? I don’t know. I’ll look into it at a later date. He’s pretty sparse when it comes to details on his love life. Oh well…

Lawyer Guy 1: One of the attorneys that Ellen works for. Pretty nice, kind of a snob, has a wife and two or three kids. He’s in his 40’s and is pretty decent looking.

Lawyer Guy 2: Total weirdo, pretty funny, very quirky, has a wife that’s an attorney and also works here (see below). Likes really weird music and loves the scent of clean laundry. (I know this because we got into a long discussion about it one day…) Has two kids who I’m pretty sure are brain washed, either that or are from the original cast of Children of The Corn.

Lawyer Lady: Super duper nice, Martha Stewart kinda person. Is really pretty and tall. Found out a week or so ago she was adopted and it’s a pretty horrible story but she’s really chipper about it so, good for her! Has the two kids with Lawyer Guy 2, and a totally spoiled dog named Joseph. He comes in to work with her every day. He’s pretty skiddish around people at first and I’m just now able to actually touch and pet him, so hurray for me!

That about sums it up for regular people here. As new people come in, I’ll add stuff on them!

[tags]
office, coworkers, introduction

420 hellz ya

2007-04-20T10:07:00.000-05:00

Well this morning is getting off to an interesting start. First off, give me a pat on the back for eating fruit and yogurt for breakfast instead of something bad for me! Thank you, thank you. Also, I look super cute today. I’ll try to take a picture later and post it. Maybe this one won’t be so MySpace. *rolls eyes*

But yeah, I get into the office a little late, but bossman isn’t here yet, so it’s no big deal. Creepy guy is here, however. And somehow he’s managed to piss Ellen off already today. She doesn’t like him in general anyway… but one of the lines for our atty were ringing, and he didn’t answer it, so she walked up here and yelled at him to “answer your damn phone!” Then after I arrived, he printed something to the copier and it got a HORRENDOUS jam. Like, a whole ream of paper was shoved inside and folded intricately so that it couldn’t be removed with any sort of ease. Ellen of course found the jam. I knew something had gone wrong with the printer when he came up behind me (which is where the printer is located… about 8 or 9 feet) and mumbled “oh isn’t that great?” Instead of telling me about the problem or attempting to fix it himself, he went back into his office and tried to print something else, only to come out, take a look and mumble something else.

Long unnecessary story short, Ellen ended up on her knees in front of the copier (oh baby) and got toner all over her hands. So she marches into the library where he sits and said, “Listen, you’re wearing really thin on my nerves today. Next time you fuck something up, tell somebody about it if you’re not going to fix it yourself!” So of course I smile and start to giggle to myself a little. Well he comes out and sees me smiling and decides we’re all joking and having a good time. At this point I’m sure Ellen could’ve strangled him, so I looked at him all serious so he’d stop laughing. Hopefully avoiding a mid-morning massacre.

That’s all on my morning. I’ve got some personal stuff to bitch about too, but I’ll just do a separate post later. Hopefully with a picture too!

CYA~

[tags]
office, copier, idiots

longest post ever?

2007-04-19T10:04:00.000-05:00

(hopefully)

Okay, so here goes the aforementioned blog about the creepy guy in my office.

First off, let me give you a little bit of a mental picture about where I work and a once-over of the other people that work here, then we’ll get into Mr. Creeper. I started working here not too long ago, the beginning of March. Found it through one of those temp-to-hire places.

Anywho, I work for one attorney, he owns the entire building. Four other attorneys rent out space from him in the back. Two full timers, one part timer and one straight out of law school. All four of those people have one secretary, her name is Ellen. She is, well, we’ll leave it at “odd.” She’s got seven dogs whom she lovingly refers to as her “babies” and she is nuts about them. She’s usually pretty funny, cusses occasionally, but once in a while she can be a real bitch. I don’t know what it is, but it’s been explained to me that it’s just her personality. So be it. The two full time attorneys are cool guys. One is pretty weird, but overall funny and interesting. The part time lady attorney is the wife of the weird full time attorney. Then the fresh out of law school guy is really cool. He’s 35 but he acts like an 18 year old. Alas, he’s leaving soon for private practice. All good things eventually come to an end, right?

Now that you’ve been half-ass introduced to everyone, I’ll get into it about the creepy guy. He’s a “paralegal” and does legal research for my boss. I use quotes because I am extremely skeptical that he really has a degree and I heavily question the merit and validity of a school that would award him with a certificate of higher learning. He is so clueless when it comes to extremely basic legal stuff. So, while this is annoying, stupidity is somewhat tolerable, and it’s not why I’m dedicating a whole post to bitching about him.

First of all, he is a complete slob. He was really sick the past few weeks, and would have used tissues all over his desk, cups from cough syrup that had congealed syrup stuck down in the crevices of it and a general funk that lingered in his area. If you are or have known any single guys, between 18 and as high as 30 that live by yourself, have no real motivation to clean, your sheets have been on your bed for something like six months, tons of dirty laundry everywhere and old half-eaten food… plus a lot of farts. Well now that you have a good idea of that scent, that’s what his entire area smells like. It’s horrible. He doesn’t even have an office! He uses the small excuse of a legal library we have here, just with a desk and pc stuffed in the corner.

You’re asking yourself, “Cassy, this isn’t creepy… it’s just gross, why are you calling this poor innocent guy a ‘creeper’ if he’s not???” Well guys, give me a second to get to it. I just wanted to build up to it, okay? Anyway… before I was rudely interrupted. I say he’s a creep because, damnit, he is. Any time I cough, he coughs. And yeah I understand there’s such a thing as coincidence, but that’s not what’s happening here. EVERY TIME I cough, he coughs. It’s such a weird thing to complain about or even notice, but I do. Every time someone starts a conversation with me about something that’s interesting or funny, he pops his head out and tries to involve himself, and it never works in his favor. He always says something either really obscure or really stupid. (I’ve not been able to determine which, just yet.) Another thing he does that CREEPS ME OUTTTTTTT is he’ll come up behind me in my office area and stand behind my chair. Without announcing that he’s there and most times not even saying anything. He’ll just stand there and breathe all heavily then walk off. WHAT? WTF? Why would you do that? Ugh.

I haven’t mentioned this last part, and I didn’t know if I was going to but what the hell. I’m a jerk so why not. I don’t usually judge people by looks, especially not weight. Anyways, he looks like he literally swallowed a flying saucer. Yes, literally. I don’t mean that in the way people say it when they don’t actually mean literally and they mean figuratively. It’s NUTS. One day I’ll take a picture of him all sneaky like and post it. And it’s not like he’s a really huge obese guy, he’s so oddly shaped. His head and ankles aren’t too bad but his stomach/butt area are just enormous. I don’t GET it. I’m sure there’s some sort of health warning involved in that, sorta like having a large upper body and thin legs for women (which is indicative of heart disease! Check it out if you suffer from such a thing!!). Man I don’t know.

And he barely works. This is really getting a lot longer than I wanted it to be but I can’t just stop. The attorney I work for owns three of the eight lines that come into our office. The other five go to those guys in the back. I am responsible for answering these three lines, along with freakshow, and he NEVER answers it, unless it’s a call I’ve already answered and put on hold and need to speak to again. He just decides to start working and being helpful and picks it up, usually offends or confuses the client, then most of the time hangs up on them. My god, where’s the closest helmet store?

That’s enough for now. Sorry it was sooo long-winded.

[tags]
creep, office, annoying, gross

Just so you can see..

2007-04-18T15:27:00.000-05:00

Not that any of you saw what my hair looked like before, and I can't find any pictures of it really.. but I just took this in the bathroom. All MySpace'in it up, you dig.

click

Ok that's all.

PS, the pills are wearing off! Yipee!

vertigo

2007-04-18T11:17:00.000-05:00

So, I took some muscle relaxers a few hours ago and they're just now kicking in. Got some pretty intense vertigo going on here. I took them for their intended purpose, mind you. I don't get off on popping miscellaneous pills.

Anyway..

I had this whole idea of writing an entry about this super creepy guy in my office but I can't seem to concentrate well enough to type it out. Well, I mean I could type it but it wouldn't sound as interesting or awesome as I envision it. Therefore, I shall postpone such writing until I am of sound mind and body.

I will, however, say that I am very pleased with my hair today. I dyed it last night. Not for the first time, but this was the first time that I mixed the color and solution myself. I usually buy the box stuff or on occasion have gone to a salon. I think going to a salon is just throwing your money away, really. As far as coloring goes, that is. Unless you have no concept of mixing things and measuring. Then you might want to go in lieu of destroying your hair and looking all chemo-fied.

Welp, I've done a decent share of pointless rambling for now. Hopefully I'll post something later tonight when I'm sober.

[tags]
vertigo, hair color

quirky and sarcastic title goes here

2007-04-17T13:49:00.000-05:00

Sometimes, it feels like I'm speaking in this language that to the untrained ear, sounds exactly like English. However, the words that you hear are nothing like the words I'm saying. Therefore, causing people to get the totally wrong impression.

What doesn't help this dilemna is that everyone these days seems to have some sort pseudo-intellectual complex. Everything I say is dissected and interpreted into something completely different than what I originally said. It's like a game of telephone with hundreds of people - except this time the information is distorted and twisted horribly in one fell swoop.

Woe is me. Woe is all of us. Back to work for now..

pseudo-intellectual, woe

i can has cheezburger!

2007-04-16T09:16:00.000-05:00

i've recently stumbled upon (with the help of a friend) the BEST WEBSITE EVER. in my opinion, anyway. i can spend literally hours upon hours on it, laughing until i'm crying. i don't know if i find it so funny because i need to laugh or because it really is that funny. either way, i wanted to share the link with you because i want everyone to know about it!!

www.icanhascheezburger.com

GO NOW.

cats, lol, cheezburger, best website

my triumphant return

2007-04-16T09:07:00.000-05:00

alright, well here i am. back in "action". i've recently removed myspace from my life. with the newfound time i have on my hands, i decided to start this back up. i created my blog last year from the advice of a good friend who thought i'd be good at this sort of thing. my life has taken a number of crazy twists and turns since the creation placing blogging so far down on the list of priorities that i just about forgot it existed.

in addition to having some free time (myspace-free time) on my hands, i have so much swirling around in my brain that i really need an outlet. i wrote a pretty heated essay, if you can call it that, last night. i didn't save it to a flash drive or disk, but i will tonight and i'll post it tomorrow. i don't want to try to re-create it, because i might steer away from the topic and make a completely seperate point.

with that said, i'm going to go work now. i know nobody is reading this yet, except maybe will. so HEY WILL! if you are.

see you next time

2006-06-06T14:01:00.000-05:00

Test!